You Too Can Have a Body Like Mine With a [Fuckton of Steroids]

Another week, another charlatan exposed, this time it's the popular health and fitness influencer known as the Liver King aka Brian Johnson. First, this is what the guy looks like:

Despite being 45 years old, the dude is obviously fucking ripped as fuck. Basically everyone had openly speculated (most famously Joe Rogan) that the guy was on the juice because it's just not possible to have and maintain a body composition like that without some serious injection help. Johnson has been asked this multiple times and he has always steadfastly denied ever using steroids and even insulted his detractors as narrow-minded idiots who can't dream big. He even put out a fake confession video with "prop" needles stuck to bone marrow and liver where he jokes about revealing his steroid stack, and goes out of his way to say "my camera man found the needles, I don't even know where to get this stuff!" Meanwhile, he continued to rack up millions of followers on social media and he turned that into a very successful "ancestral supplements" business that he bragged was taking in $100 million in yearly revenue.

The bodybuilding youtuber known as More Plates More Dates (who himself openly discusses his past and present steroid use) had an hour video on Johnson where he discusses some leaked emails. The emails were to a bodybuilding consultant from Johnson where the Liver Royalty Man openly talks about the multiple different steroids he takes, costing about $12,000 a month.

Johnson's immediate response was a little bizarre:

“In a weird way, I’m grateful for the recent events that have shed light on this complicated-as-fuck topic,” Liver King said in a statement to The Daily Beast. He followed up by “humbly requesting” that a mainstream podcast has him on to discuss his lifestyle. “I model, teach and preach a simple, elegant solution called ‘Ancestral Living’—The 9 Ancestral Tenets—so our people no longer have to suffer... so we can collectively express our highest and most dominant form! This is my fight!” he said.

But eventually, he owns up to it and explicitly says "I lied".

Despite the steroid accusations, there doesn't seem to be any doubt that Johnson works out like crazy, putting in what seem like two solid workout sessions a day (granted, his recovery capacity is obviously assisted by steroid use). And although he may have exaggerated aspects of his diet, it does seem to at least reasonably align with what he preaches. While a significant portion of it is red meat, raw eggs, and raw liver, he eats more greek yogurt than he does organ meats, and he also sneakily supplements with dextrose for some reason. The supplements he was selling were basically freeze-dried granulated organs, which doesn't actually sound like a bad idea if you hate the taste of liver but still want its nutrients.

The psychology at play is what is fascinating to me. In the emails, Johnson said he needed help with steroid management because he was planning to be the public face of a supplement company he was hoping would go big, and he was having trouble dealing with fat on his lower back. The fundamentals of his business seem sound, the supplements he was hawking don't seem completely useless, and he's charismatic and enthusiastic enough that he probably would've been ok without steroid use. Maybe it's just cover for his muscle dysmorphia, but he believed maintaining an impossible physique was foundational to his business success. Then he just lied and lied about it when asked, and only admitted when he got caught completely red-handed.

It's wild to me how people can brazenly lie and expect to keep getting away with it. A lot of them do indeed get away with it, at least for a while, and maybe that's just aided by a favorable media environment that they build around themselves. The nerdy scrutinizers that raise suspicions don't usually have that much reach, and MPMD's hour-long video just happened to be shocking and egregious enough to go viral and force a confrontation. Also, I've been vaguely aware of social media influencers, but I don't think I appreciated just how fabulously lucrative being successful on that front can be. I wonder how much the financial incentives encourage this kind of pathological lying.

Also, I don't really understand the relentless drive to pursue millions of dollars in wealth when your life is already great. If I was to fantasize about what I would do with fuck you levels of money, I'd play video games and have sex...which I already do. Maybe I'd travel way more??

Also also, I often wonder if I watch too much youtube, but man this platform still fucking delivers. I love it so much that it's almost embarrassing.